A shepherd herding his flock in a remote pasture when suddenly a new BMW slid toward him. The driver, a young man in a Broni suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses and YSL tie, leaned out the window and asks the shepherd, "If I tell you exactly how many sheep are there in your herd, will you give me a tail?" Shepherd It looked at him, then saw a flock of sheep pasture, and calmly replied, "Sure." The young man parked his car, took out the IBM ThinkPad is connected to the phone, then he was surfing the NASA website and use the satellite navigation system, observing the area, and then open the database and Excel spreadsheets with complex formulas. He sent an email via Blackberry and after a few minutes, get a response. Finally, he prints a report of 130 pages on a mini printer then said to the shepherds, "You have exactly 1586 sheep." "That's right! please grab one of the sheep," said the shepherd. The young man select one animal and put into the car. Then the shepherd says: "If I could tell you exactly what your job, if you will give back my animal?" "OK, why not" answered the young man. "Obviously, you are a consultant," said the shepherd. "That is true "said the young man," but how can you know? " "No need to guess," answered the shepherd. "You turned up here although nobody called you. You want to be paid for an answer I already knew, and you want to be paid to a question I never asked. And you do not know anything about my business ... Now return my dog. "
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